He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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