We won't sleep together?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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