The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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