OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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