Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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