OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Alive.
So much puke
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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