The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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