I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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