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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?

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Which ones?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.

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(772): View more from Florida

she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left

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(712): View more from Iowa

I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.

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(404): View more from Georgia

im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it

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(910): View more from North Carolina

My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.

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