Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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