she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she told me i tasted like america
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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