like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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