I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
