it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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