so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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