Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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