dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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