im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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