covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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