guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
