"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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