I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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