Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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