her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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