I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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