Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
