I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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