You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Randomize
