i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Sober January is a disaster.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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