i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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