You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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