We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
