she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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