let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Randomize
