yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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