I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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