best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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