It's Friday. Sex?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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