we have pet lesbian snakes
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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