I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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