Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
where does the pee come out of this thing
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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