You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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