I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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