we're blogging at a bar
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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