There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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