Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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