last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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