Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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