I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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