I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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