wakey wakey hands off snakey
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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