this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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