he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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