Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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