her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We are two peas in an std pod
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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